
20
Bizarre Hotels
Written
and compiled by Brooke Dowd
Tired of staying at the Main
Street Hilton everywhere you go?
Maybe just one time you'll forget about racking up your Marriott
points and entertain the idea that the hotel you choose can
be just as much an experience as your trip itself. Rainy
day? No problem -
Some of these hotels are so
far out there; guests
may be compelled to complain about their room just so they can
take a look at another. These unusual hotels are certainly not
listed on the common hotel guide. The
hotels listed fall in the realm of adventure, geared
to the global traveler looking for that memorable
and fascinating holiday.
SWEDEN

If
cold weather is your thing, then bundle up and enjoy a stay
at the Ice Hotel in Sweden. Made up of over 6,000 square feet
of ice and snow, it's the largest - and the original - ice hotel
in the world. Guests sleep in a thermal sleeping bag on a special
bed built of snow and ice, on reindeer skins. In the morning,
a cup of hot lingonberry juice is brought to their bedside.
After enjoying a good (?) night's sleep on a bed of snow, that
morning delivery should be quite a delight. With an average
temperature of 17 degrees Fahrenheit, bring lots of layers,
or just visit the Absolut ICE bar and drink some vodka to stay
toasty - in more ways than one.
http://www.icehotel.com/
KERELA,
INDIAIf
you longed for a tree house getaway as a child, the Green Magic
Treehouses in Kerela, India may be a long awaited dream come
true. The houses are built in trees 90 feet high, and nestled
in a tropical rainforest. They come complete with running water
in private baths, telephones, and if you're feeling extra adventurous
- access to a hanging bridge. All of the houses are made of
Eco- friendly materials, and run by alternate energy sources,
avoiding conventional electricity power. This, coupled with
the beautiful abundance of flora and fauna, make for a beautiful
and unique place to stay.
BERLIN,
GERMANY
The Propeller Island City Lodge in Berlin,
Germany, much like the Kunsthotel in the same city, is a gallery-like
hotel. Its 31 rooms are named, not numbered, according to their
design theme. At the lodge, you can choose to sleep in a coffin,
a castle bed, or perhaps a strikingly orange room. Equally unique
are rooms with slanted floors, wave-like walls, and caged beds.
More like a mind trip than a vacation stay, the City Lodge is
best suited for travelers who prefer a bit of adventure.
http://www.propeller-island.com/
MOUNT GAMBIER, AUSTRALIAIf
you've ever spent a night in jail you probably don't want to
go back. However, for the do-gooders that may never get there
- The Jail in Australia is just the place to get locked up for
the night, sans the legal fees and court appearance. This old
prison in Mount Gambier has been transformed into a lodging
aimed at budget travelers. Considering guests will have to eat
in the mess hall and sleep next to a toilet, it's pretty safe
to say that anyone with more than budget needs should steer
clear of The Jail.
http://www.jailbackpackers.com
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the middle of a public park in Lintz, Austria lie 3 drainpipes.
So, what does this have to do with bizarre hotels? You mean
you don't want to stay in a drainpipe? Perhaps if you named
your own price, would it sweeten the deal? The team at Dasparkhotel
seems to think so. The drainpipes have been converted into mini
guest rooms that consist of a double bed, a bedside table and
a lamp. While your stay in the drainpipe will be far from lavish,
it will surely make for a ridiculous travel story.
http://www.dasparkhotel.net
The Imperial Boat House Hotel, located
on a Cheong Mon Beach in Thailand, is comprised of 34 authentic
teakwood rice barges that have been converted into luxury beachfront
suites. The transformed barges are hoisted up onto the shore
to give travelers the feeling that they've just docked their
own private yacht onto their very own island. Each two-story
suite features a sunbathing deck, living room, dining area,
sky-lit bathroom and luxurious bedroom. In keeping with the
vessel theme, the hotel's pool is shaped like a boat.
http://www.imperialhotels.com/boathouseBy
early 2009, travelers will have the opportunity to stay at the
grandiose Poseidon Undersea Resort. Nestled forty feet below
the surface of the clear blue Fijian Lagoon, the underwater
suites will be accessible by elevator. 70 percent of each suite
is enveloped in Acrylic walls that allow for spectacular views
of the ocean. Guests are invited to interact with the surroundings.
At the push of a button the fish are fed, and a flip of a switch
turns on the sparkling underwater lights.
http://www.poseidonresorts.com/
TOKYO,
JAPAN
Think
you've stayed in an efficiency room? Well, the Japanese are
a bit more efficient than that. The Capsule Inn provides more
of well - a capsule, than a room. While the Inn provides a public
lounge space, including bathrooms, guests stay in a capsule
unit. These capsules, which are made of reinforced plastic,
have all the required amenities, like TV, radio, lighting, and
alarm clock access. While you may be asking, required amenities
for who? a quick stay in the Capsule Inn just might make you
long for an all access capsule of your own.
http://www.capsuleinn.com/
SWEDEN
At the Utter Inn, guests literally sleep
with the fishes. Swedish Sculptor and Artist, Mikal Genberg
designed the Utter Inn that floats atop Lake Malaran. Guests
are taken out in an inflatable boat to a small red house and
then left alone to delve deep into the water to where they will
spend the night. Far from ordinary, the Utter Inn is sure to
be more of an aquatic adventure than a hotel stay.
http://www.privateislandsonline.com/utter-inn.htm
LITCHFIELD
HILLS, CONNECTICUT
The cottages at the Winvian in Litchfield
Hills, CT are an unusual, yet quiet resort-style getaway. Designed
by fifteen different architects, each cottage has a unique theme
and comes outfitted with luxurious amenities, such as spa inspired
bathrooms. The Helicopter cottage is a 17,000 pound restored
1968 Sikorsky Sea King helicopter with operating lights and
controls that simulates flying over the New England countryside.
Among the other cottage themes are a tree house and a greenhouse,
a Beaver Lodge that has an actual dam above the bed, and the
Davinci Code-like Secret Society cabin. Despite the upscale
services and the posh rates (between $1,500- $2,000 including
all meals and drinks), the Winvian is just one big countryside
playhouse.
http://www.winvian.com/
Have
you ever experienced the went to school in your underwear nightmare?
At McMenemins Kennedy School hotel, that nightmare becomes a
reality. The Kennedy School, a historic elementary school, has
been converted into a delightful little place to stay while
visiting the Portland area. Each room, fashioned from original
schoolrooms, contains a chalkboard and comes fitted with a phone,
Internet connection, and even a private bath. Couple those amenities
with an in-house restaurant, movie theatre, and brewery, and
you've got a truly unique hotel without sacrificing any conveniences
during your stay.http://www.mcmenamins.com
Looking
for another sea themed hotel? Just hop aboard a flight to Dubai
and visit the Burj Al- Arab (Arabic for the Tower
of the Arabs). The luxury hotel resembles a billowing
white sail that stands over 1,000 feet tall on a man made island.
Designed to be to Dubai what the Eiffel Tower is to Paris, it
was once marketed as the world's only 7 star hotel. So
it is not surprising that Burj-Al-Arab is also among the world's
most expensive hotels.
http://www.burj-al-arab.com/
COPENHAGEN,
DENMARKCreated by Volkswagen
in an effort to promote a car, Hotel Fox, is a creative and
cool hotel located in the center of Copenhagen, Denmark. Twenty-one
artists were commissioned to design sixty-one rooms, which are
not so much theme oriented, but rather they share an over the
top, kitsch appeal. The service provided by the hotel is equally
special. Guests can enjoy a flat screen TV panel in their room,
and a twist on the standard mini-bar. Minibar-bags or more specifically
- the Hangoverbag, Moviebag, Loversbag are provided to suit
different occasions, as well as your very own customized bag.
Trendy and plush, the Fox Hotel is certainly a journey to be
taken when staying in Denmark.
http://www.hotelfox.dk/
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TREMPER, NEW YORK
Kate Pierson, member of the
quirky rock band the B-52's, created an equally quirky cabin
getaway in the Catskill Mountains of New York. Kate's Lazy Meadow
features mind-blowing mid-century modern/space age/rocket-your-socks-off
decor The grooviest of suites contains two bedrooms and a full
service 50's style kitchen - turquoise refrigerator and all.
The motel is located on nine beautiful acres and one lazy meadow,
so that guests here are surrounded by more than just fun knick-knacks.
http://www.lazymeadow.com/
WAITOMO, NEW ZEALAND
Planes, Trains, and Hobbit Motels? Woodlyn
Park in Waitomo, NZ offers three unique lodging options. A 1950's
railcar and a Bristol Fighter plane have been refurbished and
transformed into small self-contained motel units. The Hobbit
Motel resembles an authentic hobbit hole built into the side
of the mountain. The entertainment provided at any of the 3
Woodlyn Park motels is equally bizarre. Guests are invited to
enjoy a sheep shearing and fun with bush animals, such as the
kiwi bear or the dancing pig.
http://www.woodlynpark.co.nz/
ENGLANDAlton Towers, England's most famous
theme park, features 8 roller coasters, 3 water rides, and several
themed hotel suites. Among the available themes are Peter Rabbits
burrow, Arabian nights, Two Chocolate suites, and one totally
cool - perfectly pink - Sleepover Suite. For the ultimate girls
night in' (at around 550 US dollars a night) the Sleepover Suite
comes equipped with a theatrical dressing area packed with makeup,
state of the art entertainment system, and soundproof walls
- for the karaoke of course. Whimsical and fun, Alton Towers
is the ultimate destination for families traveling to the U.K.
http://www.altontowers.com/hotels/choose_alton_suites.asp
SRI
LANKA
Touted as a way of life rather than a
hotel, Helga's Folly, (formerly Hotel Chalet) is a 40-room boutique
hotel in Kandy, Sri Lanka. Run by Helga herself, the hotel was
designed by her family in the 1930's. Buddhist relics, Ancient
statues, murals, and elaborate shrines, coupled with modern
kitsch make up the overall grandiose decor of Helga's Folly.
Guests are invited to explore, enjoy the 1930's jazz tunes that
are played throughout, and soak up the way of life.
http://www.helgasfolly.com/
AUSTRALIA
Luxury and tree hugging usually don't
go hand in hand. The Fur n' Feathers Rainforest Tree Houses
in Australia manage to combine the two. This beautiful accommodation
is a wildlife sanctuary, located on more than 100 acres of endangered
rainforest. Guests lodge in the luxury pole houses that overlook
the Ithaca River, which offer privacy and seclusion. A stay
at Fur n' Feathers provides a retreat from the stress of daily
life with a unique, eco-friendly twist.
http://www.rainforesttreehouses.com.au/
BERLIN,
GERMANY
If the term theme hotel evokes images
of champagne hot tubs and vibrating
beds, one visit to the Kunsthotel in Berlin will change that.
Each room in this gallery-like hotel is whimsically designed
by a renowned artist to fit a different theme, era, or location.
Rooms dedicated to Edward Hopper, Audrey Hepburn and Vincent
Van Gogh are among the choices. Others have broader themes,
like specific literary works, the color yellow, or shoe fetishes.
With more than fifty rooms and an art gallery, the Kunsthotel,
is a feast for the eyes and a treat to all travelers interested
in the arts.
http://www.luise-berlin.com/en/hotel/bel-etage.htm
PARIS, FRANCE
The city of Paris still holds some of its Bohemian charm. This
charm, along with the works of the writers and painters of old
world Paris, are preserved in the Hotel de Nesle. This quaint
budget hotel's rooms are adorned with painted frescoes
based on historical events and literary themes. Guests can choose
to sleep in rooms designed in homage to the writer Moliere,
the Notre Dame de Paris, or in the romantic Heloise room. Luxury
lovers beware, the Hotel de Nesle is void of elevators and phones so
you can forget about room service. Travelers who have few needs
and a love for the arts would better appreciate this hotel and
all of its delights.
http://www.hoteldenesleparis.com/
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